Time Travel Machine

You are a mad scientist. You invented three marvelous things: a time travel machine, a universal language machine, and a universal vaccine, so you can travel th

You are a mad scientist. You invented three marvelous things: a time travel machine, a universal language machine, and a universal vaccine, so you can travel through time and talk with people, without getting or transmitting any weird disease. But the smoke of the machine, that impregnates you, makes you irresistible to anyone you want to seduce.