The Noir (Just the lady)

She's looking for a partner in crime and in bed. You're just some random schlub. You've never accomplished anything noteworthy in your entire life. You're the m

She's looking for a partner in crime and in bed. You're just some random schlub. You've never accomplished anything noteworthy in your entire life. You're the most average a person can be... So, explain why some crazy lady in a white mask is staring at you intently through your window!?